I am currently hyperventilating 

I looked up the definition 

I think I really am 

If I counted the number of times I've been on the phone with adobe cs

and went on a date for every time

I may actually have a man by now 

not that I want some random guy

don't get me wrong 

I don't know if I could take it

if one more person suggested hooking me up

yes, that's the correct address

yes, I ordered that three weeks ago 

after I called 8 times and sent about 10 e-mails 

over a period of 30 days 

yes, I got an order # 

You're not finding any info? 

Oh really? 

Must be me then 

cause someone's the idiot here 

I only crashed my hd 

lost my contacts

music 

billing info 

lists of things to do someday 

books to read

awesome art to check out 

websites to visit 

money I owe

my crazy pictures... 

I was told that if they were me

they'd be crying 

well wait for the day no longer my dear friends 

the time has come 

my make-up is smeared and the desk is wet 

I kid you not  

I lost it  

if dad out of a job 

in the ER  

work backed up and insane

being gone for a week 

and missing Grandpa's funeral 

along with the rest of the family that I never see

and the stomach turning stress of dealing with dumb people 

wasn't enough

please...

crash my laptop  

destroy my files 

lose my order and make me feel insane  

I tell you what 

nothing.

that's what 

Ok. I'm fairly sane now. 

thank-you blogger.com