Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Office Politics

Can anybody tell me why directly following, I have this need to eat?

And stuff my face I do well, even on a full stomach.

Yes, I’ve had a grapefruit and three cheese sticks,

but a poptart may motivate me to roll in your dough

even if it’s the cheap kind that aids my double chin growth.

Not enough, you say? Cheese stick #4.

Slow, you say? Pop tart feast.

And thanks, by the way

for slight undertones of a compliment.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Ode to the flat duck:

Post to Appease my Friend Eric

ducky dear
it is quite clear
that you are flat
and far from fat
I'm sorry that deeps
he made you peep
when running over
with his chair
please forgive
the unfortunate error