Can anybody tell me why directly following, I have this need to eat?
And stuff my face I do well, even on a full stomach.
Yes, I’ve had a grapefruit and three cheese sticks,
but a poptart may motivate me to roll in your dough
even if it’s the cheap kind that aids my double chin growth.
Not enough, you say? Cheese stick #4.
Slow, you say? Pop tart feast.
And thanks, by the way
for slight undertones of a compliment.